Been chocolate-free all day...
finally got a pack of m&m’s & I’m like…

finally got a pack of m&m’s & I’m like…


…but he’s so svelte, it makes me cry.
“You can’t choose how you will die, but you can choose how you will live.”
- MY Fortune Cookie (sorry Alyssa)
The truth is much scarier.
Alyssa just sang “fail” repeatedly to the Meow Mix song before spell-checking the word leaf. She is now buying rings on Ebay & laughing like Glenda the Good Witch. I am frightened.